Dots: Holy mother of God.

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 05/22/2018 at 19:15 • Filed to: None

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This guy is driving around (about 3 feet from the bumper of the next car) with his goddamn foot nearly out the window. It’s literally insane, if he crashes the airbag is going to blow his nuts off.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:22

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minivan would suggest he’s already made crotch spawn

darwins too late once a more

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:30

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Are you in a ford GT?

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:32

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I saw a woman doing this once. I was impressed with her flexibility.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:33

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I wish. It’s the Mustang in this picture

Under_Score > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:34

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On my feet: Vans Authentics

On my monthly bills: 2014 Grand Caravan Canadian Value Package with a rear bench seat and only two power front windows.

On my skin: Canadian breeze

On my mind: Not a front end collision.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:43

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Don’t leave...the idiots won’t! And we’ll be even more outnumbered if you go.

On a different note, I wonder if the airbag is a Takata?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Under_Score 05/22/2018 at 19:44

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Those are some sweet shoes

His Stigness > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 19:45

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I guess he really wants to destroy his hip and collar bone and any other bone that gets in the way of his foot.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/22/2018 at 19:59

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Came to say this. We all come to the same snarky conclusions.

Chances are that this one doesn’t care if they’re gone (or already had them snipped).

Die-Trying > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/22/2018 at 20:29

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“dang, too late......”

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 21:44

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That’s a nice truck. 1986 model??

Spasoje > His Stigness 05/22/2018 at 22:10

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The foot bone’s connected to the...collar bone??

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 05/22/2018 at 22:37

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Yeah!

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/truck-story-gather-round-oppo-1820457092?rev=1527043020637

smobgirl > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 22:58

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I drove like this in high school, but that car didn’t have airbags.

His Stigness > Spasoje 05/22/2018 at 23:08

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There was a post on Jalopnik a while ago of what happened to a woman who had her feet up on the dash and I think she shattered a bone in her leg, either broke or seriously fucked up her hip, and snapped her collar bone when her ankle hit her.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/22/2018 at 23:15

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lol we used to do this in high school

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 05/23/2018 at 00:25

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Not during rush hour at 80mph I hope

duurtlang > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/23/2018 at 03:42

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Depends. If his stupidity takes out his kids as well, before they get a chance to procreate, he’d still get the Darwin award.

Under_Score > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/23/2018 at 07:33

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They’re kind of basic TBH. I have some Authentics I wear all the time that are neon pink with black and teal accents.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/23/2018 at 08:53

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I’ve seen this too. And let me tell you since I saw it on my way to work at a company that does crash testing, this just makes me itchy with rage.